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Count how Singaporean you are, OR how Singlaplorish.

[X] You were born in Singapore
[X] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[ ] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race
[X] You have none or one sibling
[ ] You have learn the Singapore workout
[ ] You miss luncheon meat
[ ] You hate Motorola branded phone
[ ] You think putting iPod earphones into your ears is cool
[X] You own more than 2 Handphones
[X] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.
Xs so far: 5

[ ] You love to act cute
[X] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying
[X] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food
[X] You want to go overseas for a decent holiday
[X] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin
[X] You say dustbin instead of bulk bin/trash/ etc.
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier
[ ] You have a picture of Stephanie Sun on your wall
[X] You have watched The Little Nyonya

Xs so far: 11

[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[X] You learn to swim before the age of 10
[X] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12
[X] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an O/A levels exam
[X] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] You miss Rootbeer
[X] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang.
[X] You actually get lame joke
[X] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world

Xs so far: 18

[X] You are kiasu.
[ ] You enjoy Hossan Leong's shows
[X] You played uno and beyblade before when you were young
[ ] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing
[ ] You think 'Why call the esplanade "ESPLANADE"? So hard the name, call durian also can what...."
[X] You sleep during mother tongue classes.
[X] You speak in english during mother tongue classes
[ ] You get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[ ] Your class size is 38-45 pupils
[X] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.

Xs so far: 23

[X] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuffs to do
[X] You always watch a Thursday Tuesday movie cos that's the cheapest
[X] You smuggle food into cinema
[X] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air-conditioned places etc
[ ] You smuggle gum from Thailand and Malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang, summer vacations!
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[ ] You chiong at a sale (Homework larh.)
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far

X's in total: 27

Your answer X2 is the %
54% heehee